'Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.'
This drunk woman dropped her phone. She picked up her sandal instead and used her phone as the sandal.
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear' -- don't know the plan, but it's genius, whatever it is.
Grandma said she was in the middle of the Atlantic late last night with no extra explanation.
Starting at 17 April had her lips done, and then had her first boob job at 18.
…she emphasizes that she went the hard way when it came to her booty gains.
She also rejected the ‘vague and imprecise’ claims of a threat that Lagace had implied would occur if she had not attempted to smuggle the cocaine…
At one point she was considered obese and had bullies pick on her regularly.
She even had one tormenter in particular stab her in the stomach with a pencil!