If a man wore this on the beach, you'd think they were a dork. If a woman wears it, she's slightly more socially acceptable, but still a dork.
Is wearing an American flag as a one piece string bikini disrespectful toward those that died for our freedom? Nope!
When I first saw a picture of the Marvel character Venom I thought to myself 'that should be a bikini.'
On the plus side, this red bikini isn't using much fabric so I guess it's good for the environment?
I originally wrote in the headline for this article that 'none of these are a good look.' What I meant to say is they are a great look! Whoa! Check out that hand bikini!
As you move past the lava, you view a castle. It appears to be hiding something. Is it hiding the butt?