Don't let Zoe Smith fool you, she could totally rip your eyelids off and put them on a salad.
'Sure, my ex totally didn't mean to send me a selfie with her marriage certificate.'
In 2013, a Chicago man named Marco Alvarado told police who pulled him over 'I'm gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass.' The cops then found a gun in his ass.
I want to tell you that you shouldn’t have that gun so close to your face, but also I’ll just keep my mouth shut because you’re pretty.
‘When I look at my boy photos now I don't recognize myself at all, it's such a total transformation, you can't even see a little bit of the boy I used to be.’