‘If I kill a deer in a sweat suit and it's evident that I haven't showered in a few days, I am still going to post a picture with my deer.’
In 2004 hunter Brad Jerman went total “Silence of the Lambs” on this deer that scored him a 2011 1/8.
I simultaneously know this is a strip club and have no idea what this sign says.
'I spend almost every weekend waterfowl hunting, but I do get a few deer hunts in a year to help fill the freezer.’
‘I’ve traveled with different types of guys, but I didn’t have sexual relations with all of them.’
‘They can be really persistent until I literally have had to say, 'Look, you're not my type. I like Asian guys, don't even try.'’
I have no idea why there is a cow on this sign and frankly I don't want to know.
Can I order one of those with low fat ice cream? **points to sign that reads: We Have The Right To Refuse Service To Any Customer
Food Supply: Bring enough food packets to keep you going for a few days. American Red Cross sells some great ones that are small, but loaded with what your body needs. Not sure if they have any beer packets, though...