This answer is technically right, but not within the spirit of the assignment. How dare you, kid!
This roommate doesn't like their roommate peeing everywhere. How dare he step on his roommates rights to pee wherever he wants.
No Hiding: This seems counterintuitive to staying alive, but hiding will also wake the killer instinct in a bear. Especially stay out of tents or trees. That's practically daring them to come after you.