Waterproof Passport Holder: You are banking on the fact that you will be rescued, right? Make sure to keep your passport safe to make your travel life easier after you are picked up.
It's funny when you reference a funny thing and use that reference to apply to your normal life. This guy rules!
When you run someone over and then lead police on a car chase because you need the extra time to finish eating your Big Mac.
Good thing he has an umbrella! Where is the weirdest place you ever puked?