Arrested for underage possession, which makes sense because she looks hammered.
So she was married to a turtle. That makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
…which makes sense, because it sounds like she’s just looking for attention.
Dad is just reminding himself that she will always be “Daddy’s little girl.”
...so she uploaded a picture of her butt onto Facebook. That makes sense...right?
According to Lauren, she initially wasn’t okay with people making jokes about her arm…
Oh damn shes already dating a 35 year-old who makes 5 times as much money as me? Great.
Oh geeze, I threw up on my keyboard. Why would they put a talking pig in charge of making this gallery?
Oh, and they don't make the whole plane out of the black box because it would be too heavy.