So she was married to a turtle. That makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
…which makes sense, because it sounds like she’s just looking for attention.
Arrested for underage possession, which makes sense because she looks hammered.
...so she uploaded a picture of her butt onto Facebook. That makes sense...right?
Oh, and they don't make the whole plane out of the black box because it would be too heavy.
Oh damn shes already dating a 35 year-old who makes 5 times as much money as me? Great.
Oh geeze, I threw up on my keyboard. Why would they put a talking pig in charge of making this gallery?