Arrested for underage possession, which makes sense because she looks hammered.
…which makes sense, because it sounds like she’s just looking for attention.
So she was married to a turtle. That makes a lot of sense if you think about it.
Oh damn shes already dating a 35 year-old who makes 5 times as much money as me? Great.
Oh geeze, I threw up on my keyboard. Why would they put a talking pig in charge of making this gallery?
Oh, and they don't make the whole plane out of the black box because it would be too heavy.