What was the coolest thing you wanted to do as a kid when you became an adult?
If you ever wondered what they do with all those chairs when the banquet is over.
Mirror: Any small piece of mirror will do when you are trying to signal rescue planes above, but we prefer the ones that look like cookies.
Immersion Suit: Sure, you'll probably need an extra suitcase by now, but this suit is awesome. Keeps you warm, afloat and wearing bright colors to signal those looking for you.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.
Water Purifier: Since all your neighbors' stank will be floating in the water, you'll want to use a purification system before you take a swig. Get a small and compact one, as well as some empty jugs to put the water in.