You know what's pretty American? SWORD FISH! We don't know either but still great.
Stone Arrowheads: You can pick these up online and with some thread and sticks, make great hunting and defense companions. But a word of caution - be smart about the size of the ones you try and put in your carry-on.
Drinking out of a cool hose is a great way to cap off a nice long day of manly work.