Would be cool if the guy in the middle ALSO had this tattoo and it kept going…
Maybe you wouldn't be so uncomfortable in bed if you'd stop kicking the comforter off!
Admit it guys. You check for this in the toilet before you drop a deuce…. Every time.
When you go to the water park on your day off and everyone else had the same idea. FML.
You think that’s cool, you should see how this guy feeds the people in his basement.
Shark Repellent Wristband: You survived a ship going down. It would totally not be cool to get eaten by a shark while adrift.
There you go, Revenge Bot, flying off the handle again. No one needs to know about the time you magnetized your ex or your addiction to transmission fluid.