When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.
‘Having the confidence to know that your body will carry you throughout your entire life and that hating it is a waste of that life.’
You can choose having sex with this girl, or having unlimited beer the rest of your life BUT it's Natty Lite -- which do you choose?
When you gotta check your angles ahead of time at home so you know you look LIT at the actual festival.
Will the banana guard protect your banana? Yes. Do you have daily activities that endanger your banana? Not really. So do you need a banana guard? Again, no.
‘I have vague recollections of doctors and nurses coming in and out to check on me and asking weird things like 'do you know where you are?' and 'what's your name?'
‘Not everyone is going to support your journey and some people might treat you differently but remain true to who you are and remind yourself that you have a purpose.'
If you don’t want to get fired for your looks, go work at KFC where everyone is ugly, THAT’LL even the playing field for ya.
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.