Did you hate when your mom did this? Like you were ordering drugs in the mail.
Wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care. No really, we don’t care.
Space Blanket: It may just seem like a thin, shiny piece of plastic, but it can keep you from going into shock and also from freezing to death.
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.