This hand drier is too hilarious. I'm turning in my badge again. I'll just figure out some other job that lets me be the real me. A man that LOVES hilarious graffiti.
Gregory IX (ruled 1227-1241) a.k.a. Pope Jew-Hating Cat-Killing Plague-Causing Inquisitor
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.