Body Harness: Takes up little space, but could be the difference of you climbing, or being pulled, to safety.
Protip: if you ever want to be taken seriously, don't write in pink marker.
‘So if anybody wants to call me a bad name, I don’t take that because I know I’m not there for that reason.’
‘I’m saving more for my own future. So I don’t want to spend money on travel because it’s really expensive.’
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
If you don’t want to get fired for your looks, go work at KFC where everyone is ugly, THAT’LL even the playing field for ya.