My doctor says if I keep eating fails, he'll have to cut off one of my seven feet.
I'm sorry, I just got word from one of my loyal subjects, Apparently there is a threat on my King Sarcasm crown.
'I couldn't keep at it for long, they depleted me and it got to the point where I never thought I would reach my goals.’
'In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.'
‘When I was a teenager and my body started to change – I got boobs, I got a bum.’
I Got To Get Me One Of Them Car Elevators For My ’97 Ford Taurus / Studio Apartment