'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
When you ask for extra pickles and the kid making your sandwich is an ass.
When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.
'Yeah I'd like a McChicken with no chicken. Yup just lettuce and bread. Why yes I do hate myself, thanks for asking.'
Life Straw: Oftentimes, mining disasters are due to underground flooding. Bring along your Life Straw to give you some safe drinking water after you run out of your water pouches. And pack a snorkel while you're at it.
Nightclub promoter gets asked if they can ban this guy's girlfriend's dad so he can hit on chicks without getting caught.
“…they can do what they want. I just hope whatever choice they make is their own…”
‘You're able to land practically wherever you want to, you are able to go to zero airspeed and capture the awesome landscapes perfectly and you can control it in any direction you want to, including backwards.’
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.
The infamous '1 Night in Paris' video came out in 2004. Filmed with Rick Salomon, he and Paris used the night vision setting on the camera...but if you ask us, they should've just filmed in the dark so no one could see it.