'Yes, I'd like to pay full price for less than half a sandwich, thank you.'
'Yeah I'd like a McChicken with no chicken. Yup just lettuce and bread. Why yes I do hate myself, thanks for asking.'
Lure has clearly never tasted honey mustard or that Polynesian sauce from Chick-Fil-A, because that shit is CRACK.
In order to best resemble Melania, those procedures include a Brazilian butt lift, liposuction, a tummy tuck, nose job, eyelid lift, and breast construction revision.
Pink Girl clearly doesn't know any other mothers or people if this chick is 'one of the best' she knows.
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.
Pick Axe: A must have. It can help you clear rubble to a possible escape, be used for climbing to safety and can fight off cave zombies. Those guys are no joke.