Tell my wife I died with a smile on my face and this picture of a cat posing like a pin up model in my head.
He’s holding his up like he won, but I don’t think there will be much celebrating.
Unless the south plans to rise out of crippling diabetes and widespread obesity, I don't think they have much of a chance.
Somehow, I don't think that bird and the Totoro cat bus would get along so well.
I use to love mayo, but with this all that it makes me think of is how much I miss my brother.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
'My father gave me much encouragement after I signed up for the competition. My family also think it's a very positive thing to do.'
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
‘I feel much better now because I know the difference between my feelings now; I was never thinking I'm not beautiful or worth less than someone thinner.’
NASA Chief Scientist Ellen Stofan Said Aliens Likely, Many Saw This As Hint At NASA Disclosure Coming Soon.