In this photo: the unbelievably, scalp-tinglingly, finger-poppingly sexy Candice Swanepoel in some lacy little number from the good lady seamstresses (or child workers) at Victoria's Secret. She looks a lot like Malin Akerman, but somehow with softer features that make her about twice as hot. Those softer features just may have been achieved using a little-known computer program called Photoshop that is capable of editing photographs, but honestly, I don't care if she was touched up, as long as I got to do the touchin--no, you know what? That joke is way too obvious and beneath a super hot Victorias Secret model like Candice. Candice Swanepoel doesn't want your pity or your incredibly lame jokes. All she wants is your respect. So, check out this super cute pushup sports bra and notice how it really increases the lift in her jugs. We're doing God's work here, people.