This man used the $20 he saved from cutting his own hair to buy a mask he's going to wear until his hair grows back!
Santa with is three new elves before he grows out his beard for the season.
This man used the $20 he saved by cutting his own hair to buy a new keyboard which he plans on using to troll Youtube videos.
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