“That’s not a moon, it’s a … well I don’t know what it is. It’s definitely not a moon though.”
Don’t know what is happening here but a Egg McMuffin will make it all better.
I don't know how these kids got these cars in there so we just bricked off that part of the school. It took days.
You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.
We all know what Tom Hanks’ character really did with Wilson on that island.
I didn't know that babies could fly helicopters until I saw this film. Now its all I can think about. 2 stars
I can’t even keep up with all the ways kids today do their fancy handshakes.
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'