You can guesstimate the intelligence of someone by how many sentences they write in caps
Protip: if you ever want to be taken seriously, don't write in pink marker.
‘The three months I was in hospital learning to walk, talk and write were hard.’
…and the motivation within to work hard every single day,’ the pair write on Instagram.
When you've moved on and your ex writes you a rap in the comments to try and win you back.
'Kid at my school emailed a female teacher ‘I love you’ as a joke. He got suspended and had to write this.'