Maybe have some self-restraint and don't buy them for your kids when they ask, huh?
When you regret your tattoo so much you have to grow a shitty beard instead.
If you don't have a television that's 20-feet-tall, give me your man card.
What happens when you lose you mind waiting for your wife to finish shopping
When your butt dirty and no matter how much you wipe you can’t get it clean.