'Well, it says right here on your resume that you're a lion, you're hired!'
'It says right here on your resume that you're strawberries. I'll just take your word for it.'
'The only requirement of this job is that you have the ability to see color. It says you do on your resume, so you're hired!'
'It says on your resume that you know how stairs work. That's all I need to hear. You're hired!'