The ghosts in this version of Pac Man are definitely the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.
Burn Gel Packet: Burns suck enough, but getting an infection and fevers from them is even worse.
A lot of girls at Burning Man keep waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care, but down deep I think they do.
Tire fires burn for a long time. You know what else is going to burn for a long time? The fallout from the 2016 Presidential Election.
In 1000 years, Fidget Spinners will be seen as a relic from a forgotten age.
You have to stay 10 feet away from the ponies on Assateague, even if they invade your personal space.
Ponchos are second only to a burning animal carcass when it comes to ways a man can warm himself.
Just as the space butt disappears, a pegasus descends from the heavens to bring you to the final leg of your journey.