'I'm a big fan of the SAW series, and I want that to be apparent when people use the bathrooms I design.' - This carpenter.
Man Vs turd: when it’s so big you pass out and your friends shave your head.
You only become a true man when you rip one of your own arms off and replace it with a robot.
Time just have kids when you start building a private entrance for your cat.
When it's hot in the bar and you gotta let your shit air out for a minute.
When you’re almost done carrying hot soup to your table and boom, ya trip.
When you run someone over and then lead police on a car chase because you need the extra time to finish eating your Big Mac.
Arrow – We’ll close things out with a little cautionary tale, that shows that when you destroy your iPhone, sometimes you can cause more damage than you intended.