When you're drunk and pretty sure a puppet is staring at you down the bar.
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Hazing in this frat gets pretty weird, but then you have nice clean nipples.
Locator Beacon: These small devices will send out your location to rescuers. Just make sure you get the waterproof kind.
4. Not sure what's scarier: getting chased by Michael Myers or a tattoo you paid for turning out like this...