My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
This is a little stereotypical, but I think women don't hate lipstick at least.
When I was a cop, I hated when people tampered with alarms, now I can just laugh and laugh.
I know a girl that loves pizza but hates the crust so I assume that all women do that.
I hate you product instruction fail. I hate you with every fiber of my being.
Is Pinterest still popular? I don't have a Pinterest, but my girlfriend might.
I love Star Wars as much as I hate graffiti so if you add that to my love for comedy, I'm okay with this.