This dog just got home from a dog party and they're feeling a little hung over, okay?
This dog accidentally ate a chocolate donut. They'll be fine, but their days as a K9 are numbered.
This dog was neutered and can't lick its own balls so this is the next best option.
This dog just got a raise. Now it gets pet for 5 minutes a day instead of 4.
This dog knows their mom and dad aren't happy with their day jobs so he's trying to do his part to convince them to move on to greener pastures. Good dog.