Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.
‘I have vague recollections of doctors and nurses coming in and out to check on me and asking weird things like 'do you know where you are?' and 'what's your name?'
Toiletries: While brushing your teeth may be the last thing on your mind as you are trying to stay above water, you'll want to stay as sanitary as possible as floods can be cesspools of disease. Get a waterproof hygiene kit to fight of the germs.