Something about this seems insane. Maybe it's the meatloaf? Yeah, sure. Let's go with that.
Discovered on Four Mile Beach in Tanzania in 1997, the 'Four Mile Globster' was over 15 feet long and weighed approximately 4 tons. It is still unidentified.
A local veterinarian determined this creature to be a lost Atlantic Sturgeon, a fish that can grow up to be 15 feet long and weigh 800 pounds.