Adrian McPherson (Florida State) amassed gambling debt betting on his own team, so he stole a blank check and tried to use it, but was ultimately arrested and kicked off the team.
This dog was neutered and can't lick its own balls so this is the next best option.
Walt Disney owned a small poodle named Lady. So that's where Lady and the Tramp got it's name!
Service at this house sucks so much cat started cleaning his own litter-box.
This Man Owns Ever “Now That’s Music” Album So You Can Feel Good About Yourself
‘I’m saving more for my own future. So I don’t want to spend money on travel because it’s really expensive.’
Pro Tip: Nobody cares if you own a goldfish though, so use the dog card instead.
The person that owns this sheet is the person that's really having a bad day here. I feel bad for them. Everyone else, not so much.
This took a few hours to clean up because I don't own a ladder, so I just had to jump over and over again which was taxing on my knees.
Self Heating Cushion: These heating devices react from your own body heat and do a great job. They make smaller varieties that can fit inside your clothing, so pack accordingly.