Let's be real -- there was a lot going wrong here even before the eyebrows.
If You’re A Hot Chick People Will Let You Bring A Screaming Bird On A Plane
That look when someone gets you a present and you forgot that you’re a dog.
As the pegasus sets you before the colossus, you unsheathe your sword and let out your battle cry. 'Butt!'
When you vandalize a McDonald's for getting your order wrong and manage to hurt yourself in the process, as well as get arrested.
I was worried someone was going to steal my delivery truck and this seemed like the best way to keep it safe
'Since you said you speak French, let's get you started on labeling boxes.'
Amount of time left to catch up binge watching Game Of Thrones before someone ruins it for you.