Was This One Of Those Trees A Hippie Lived In So They Wouldn’t Chop It Down?
When your mom won’t buy you Air Jordans because “shoes don’t grow on trees.”
If you think about it, a tree growing eyes on one of it's limb stumps is really terrifying.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'