Yes, that man got his boner stuck in the subway doors right after this photo was taken. Yes, there is footage if you look for it.
This guy doesn't need you to make fun of his paint mess. He needs you to help him clean up his paint mess. Sorry, paint man. I have failed you.
In 2013, a Chicago man named Marco Alvarado told police who pulled him over 'I'm gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass.' The cops then found a gun in his ass.