When you get stuck in a baby seat at McDonald's because it's 4 a.m. and you're hammered.
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
When you don't have any friends in real life so you try and get nudes using SimCity Build It.
You can't tell me that butt looks real. Nope, that butt is almost definitely fake, and the only reason I say 'almost' is because I don't wanna get sued.