I too have had life-long aspirations to learn how to play the accordion with my legs.
Simone applies two coats of nail hardener and cuticle oil to keep her nails from breaking
'I lost all of those becuase I'm a dumb bitch who can't keep her legs closed around family men.'
Guy defends himself after police bust him for trying to have sex with a 12-year-old - part two.
This photo works on two levels. One, the headline itself and two, the fact that the newspaper is covering up the person reading it. Visual puns are great, right?
Mother of two posted a picture of some flowers her baby daddy picked for her without realizing there's a meth pipe in clear view.