If you don't know how to turn a beer bottle into an improvised shiv, then you're not a man. You're a tiny little baby.
Either a miracle or a disaster happened here, but I'm sure it involves the beer bottle in the background.
Kristina and Karissa Shannon were arrested in January 2007 after allegedly beating a woman unconscious with a beer bottle. The pair were featured on the Playboy centerfold in July August 2009.