'We all do it, just don't beat yourself up if you feel like you see all these celluliteless peeps out there.’
I'd like to think she's pulling out money to buy new pants, but we all know that's a lie.
‘All I know is that we had each other’s backs at the time and did everything we could to support one another.’
The one on the right wasn’t working out if you know what we mean. She just woke up.
Literally all of you are going to guess wrong so don’t be embarrassed, just throw out a number.
She is the bridesmaid we all wind up becoming, just not the one we should be.
'My son started to cry when he saw Santa, so I decided it'd be a good idea if we all joined too.'
Sometimes you just need a lot of cleavage in your mugshot...for 'reasons' you don't need to know.