This is what happens when a Playboy model gets a golf ball hit off of her ass. Volunteers to rub some cream on that, get in line.
If it weren't so tan, would be hard to tell the difference between her butt and the soccer ball.
This selfie would be crazier if instead of a soccer ball, that was a wrecking ball.
In the soccer living room if you want to change the channel you have to get the ball past Dad first.