This man used the $20 he saved by cutting his own hair to buy an even more receded hairline.
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
This man used the $20 he saved from cutting his own hair to buy a mask he's going to wear until his hair grows back!
If the car gets stuck he just uses gel from his hair to lube up the tires.
The reason Luke Skywalker only showed up at the end of Episode 7 is because he was getting his hair did.