My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
Her Stomach is Yuge!: Lot of people have been saying that's my baby in there
Oh, cute. A baby! ... God, I hope I'm not being offensive with these assumptions.
“Yes, I’d like to report a bone buried in my back yard.”- When dogs have amnesia.
There's nothing babies love more than staring despondently into The Puget Sound.
If my baby successfully climbed onto that bannister I would be more impressed than anything.
Once the baby is claimed by them you cannot take back the baby’s soul. Sad.
If that baby really wanted to stay in that wagon he would have held on tighter.
Is Pinterest still popular? I don't have a Pinterest, but my girlfriend might.