My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
Her Stomach is Yuge!: Lot of people have been saying that's my baby in there
There's nothing babies love more than staring despondently into The Puget Sound.
‘I realized this was more than just 'baby weight' and that I would have to start exercising regularly to shed the extra pounds.’
Oh, cute. A baby! ... God, I hope I'm not being offensive with these assumptions.
“Yes, I’d like to report a bone buried in my back yard.”- When dogs have amnesia.
If my baby successfully climbed onto that bannister I would be more impressed than anything.
Once the baby is claimed by them you cannot take back the baby’s soul. Sad.
‘I still see flaws, but I love having balance with my family and other interests rather than spending hours at the gym to have a perfectly chiseled body and having no energy for anything else.’
If that baby really wanted to stay in that wagon he would have held on tighter.