When you vandalize a McDonald's for getting your order wrong and manage to hurt yourself in the process, as well as get arrested.
Where are you if your neighbors get naked too and come over to your porch?
Wells Fargo wants you to stop chasing your dreams and get a REAL job, goddammit.
What if you could have whatever car you want, but couldn’t get married the rest of your life?
This is how you know if your car is running well. Try it out and get back to us.
Or when you get a canker sore and start wondering what life will be like when they remove your lower jaw
What artists should you have your children listen to so they get into “good” music?
This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?
Water Purifier: Since all your neighbors' stank will be floating in the water, you'll want to use a purification system before you take a swig. Get a small and compact one, as well as some empty jugs to put the water in.
Now that's what I call a CATerpillar, am I right everybody? Right? You get it ... because caterpillars are long. Anyway, I'm Bryan Brown. That's my time. Be sure and tip your server.