This selfie would be crazier if this was a real bear and not a man wearing a costume.
Hey look, it's a man wearing all leather and a weird animal mask on the subway. Is it Tuesday again?
I'm sorry if I'm being pandering. I'm a man that was asked to write this. I'm just trying my best. Here's a makeup tutorial!
William Silva was arrested after kicking a McDonald's employee for being too slow at the drive-thru.
‘I had frizzy hair, was much too thin and had to wear glasses. I dreamed of being immaculate from the age of five.’