Would have been delicious caramel cake, but was accidentally put on the fire.
The only birthday cake that could've sugar coated all the childhood trauma
Bill Murray on a cake. This makes sense, it is his birthday today afterall.
The birthday cake was yummy until everyone’s gums started bleeding from the needle.
Would you believe that the person that made this cake was just decorating cakes as a side job to fund their successful state senator campaign?
If you're going to eat deep fried chocolate cake, have a doctor on hand...
If they were in such a hurry they probably shouldn't have stopped to make this cake.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'