Here’s a way to celebrate Christmas and also show the world you’re an alcoholic.
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?
It’s weird, but Santa is still legally required to put Christmas presents under this guy’s beard.
This is really screwed up if you remember that books are made of dead trees.
Grandma was so excited to see the ocean for the first time, she forgot how to run.