If you are this man and you fell into a cactus patch, know that other people are using you as an example of what a bad day is. For that, I apologize.
All Businesses Should Just Apologize In Advance Before You Enter. Then You Can’t Get Mad
Just when you thought things were pretty sweet this guy has to go and make us jealous.
When you know they have your size but there's a conspiracy to hide it from you.