It’s okay Lindsey – you don’t have to pretend you have any adversity in your life.
‘The whole small penis thing is absolutely insane, because anyone of any race can have any part of their body that might be bigger or smaller.’
“Get Sherlock Holmes over here now!” / “But we don’t have any mysteries to solve-“ / “I said get her here.”
Okay, Fried Chicken and Waffles have been paired together for years, but now you can have them churned with Ice Cream and slapped between two Chocolate Cookies. Too many flavors? Probably.
‘Because I can lift so much I'm handy at salvage jobs where we have to move heavy bits of metal debris—like after car accidents,’ Vince said.
Can I order one of those with low fat ice cream? **points to sign that reads: We Have The Right To Refuse Service To Any Customer
Also: this is patient zero for some weird butterfly disease we now have to worry about.
Tactical Pen: People might make fun of your tactical pen now, but after they’ve all died in the apocalypse you’ll have the last laugh, and the last sharp blade.
Tactical Pen: People might make fun of your tactical pen now, but after they’ve all died in the apocalypse you’ll have the last laugh, and the last sharp blade..