When you thought Honey Boo-Boo couldn't get worse and then they dressed up as the Kardashians for Halloween.
I'm sure your kid's exact words were 'Make me something retarded for Halloween,' riiight.
What, you couldn't even bother to try and dress up like Melania or Ivanka?
'If I'm gonna be a princess for Halloween, I'm definitely gonna be a taco princess.'
'I was tired of boring slutty Halloween costumes, so I went as Dumblewhore.'
A great costume if you don't have any interest in making eye contact with people.
'In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.'
'My little cousin wanted to be a road for Halloween, so my aunt made her this costume.'