In The Future, The Air Force Will Be In Charge Of All U.S. Space Based Combat.
In Arizona, everyone lives in a literal oven. That's why all of their doors are covered in potholders.
Dump the glitter all over yourself and then drown your chest in hairspray.
When your cow decides to be an ass and tear all the siding off your house.
And your parents want a kid who didn't eat paste all K-12, what's your point?
Now all of your friends and family are going to look for that costume in your closet.